Who has the time to put on clothes

If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.

A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

In chemistry class teacher asked a girl: what are Nitrates Girl answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.

Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!

Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!