Work for the Loard

You know what College means? C: Come O: On L: Let’s L: Love E: Each G: Girl E: Equally So every boy goes to College.

Boss: Since the day I fired you, why the hell do you shit in front of my house every morning? Servant: Boss, I just wanna show you that I am not dying hungry!

It’s wrong that Alcohol makes you fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes you LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!

Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair, Gold in Teeth, Sugar in Blood, Precious Stones in Kidney, And a never ending supply of Gas!

A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.