Come, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny An Appraisal discussionAn Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!
Funny A boy goes to see a cabare danceA boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
Funny I get so nervous and frightenedLiz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!
Funny Sign on a famous beauty parlourSign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
Funny Doctor, cut off my dog’s tailDoctor, cut off my dog’s tail. Doctor: Why do you want to do that? Because my mom-in-law is visiting us and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcomed.
