Come, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!
Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.
Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world . .. … From email to email, And female to female.
Ladies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.
How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.