Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
As you face a brand new day, bow your head and say this prayer: Thank you Lord for having this amazingly good looking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.
God created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…
My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working. Then I learnt that my neighbors haven’t paid the bill. . .. … How irresponsible they are!
Woman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?
Contemporary Best friend: When 1 farts, the other says, ‘Dude this is not fair, you had a momo and you didn’t tell me!
Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but because my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?