Unlike others your brain

Difference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.

A guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business.

What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. … In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!

Difference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.

A guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business.