Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Father to Son: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Son: No Dad, Success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal.
Q: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Preeto: Oh, wow! You have a new car, a new mansion, new clothes and new jewellery! Your husband has changed jobs? Jeeto: No, I changed husband!