Unlike others your brain

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Father to Son: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Son: No Dad, Success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal.

Q: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?

Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Preeto: Oh, wow! You have a new car, a new mansion, new clothes and new jewellery! Your husband has changed jobs? Jeeto: No, I changed husband!