A solicitor is reading out his client’s

Behind every successful man there is a woman! So if you aspire to be more successful, increase the number of women behind you proportionately. Look, it’s so simple!

Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?

Men love war because it allows them to look serious. because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them

If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.

Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!