A solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Telling a lie is a fault forTelling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck!
Funny World’s shortest jokesWorld’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.
Funny Just think about METhink big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!
Funny It is easier to harass rich womenWhy are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!
Funny Silly horror movie dialogueSilly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?
Funny SUICIDE is crimeI wanted to kill the most sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth. Then I thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309 IPC.
