To end the celebrations immediately

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!

Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife’s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS….

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!

Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!