After 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight, his doctor advised him, . .. … …. to end the celebrations immediately!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Some people can’t decideSome people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.
Marriage If you are singleIf you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.
Marriage Why do couples hold hands duringWhy do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Marriage Some women are so concernedSome women are so concerned about their husband’s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!
Marriage Chess reflects the statusChess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!
Marriage Your wallet was getting fatDear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife
