To end the celebrations immediately

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.

A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!

The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.

Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice

The secrets of a happy marriage: Open Tools, Go to Internet Options, Clear History, Delete Files, Delete Cookies.