After 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight, his doctor advised him, . .. … …. to end the celebrations immediately!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Laughing at your own mistakesLaughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!
Marriage Married men are no moreMarried men are no more interested in Mid-Day meal (tiffins) sent by their wives. Now they prefer junk food!
Marriage Only the wife knows how to getThe human body has over a million nerves. And only the wife knows how to get on every single one of them!
Marriage When you touch to feelWhen you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!
Marriage I’ve found a man just like fatherThe bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?
Marriage If you keep losing your hairWife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!
Marriage Laughing at your own mistakesLaughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!
Marriage Married men are no moreMarried men are no more interested in Mid-Day meal (tiffins) sent by their wives. Now they prefer junk food!
Marriage Only the wife knows how to getThe human body has over a million nerves. And only the wife knows how to get on every single one of them!
Marriage When you touch to feelWhen you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!
Marriage I’ve found a man just like fatherThe bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?
Marriage If you keep losing your hairWife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!
Marriage Laughing at your own mistakesLaughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!
Marriage Married men are no moreMarried men are no more interested in Mid-Day meal (tiffins) sent by their wives. Now they prefer junk food!
