Alcohol contain female hormones

If anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it’s worth $58,065,210,000.

If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.

Guddi: I am in love with the neighbor so I am running away with him. Santa: Thanks, you have saved my money and time. Guddi: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom!

Girl: Which computer do you have? Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card. Boy: Which computer do you have? Girl: A pink one.