Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.
An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!
No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around.
Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!
A guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business.
I said to a fat girl today, You are a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don’t know. I said, Salad tastes good.
An idea can change your life but a woman can change your idea. So, always change women to change ideas. What an Idea!