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Funny Work for the LoardCome, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
Funny You are probably a womanFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
Funny Four eyes to keep a pretty wifeIt takes patience to keep a nagging wife, fortune to keep an ambitious wife, four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
Funny A little girl was frantically prayingA little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!
Funny Pay attention during the applauseCan I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
Funny My goal is to be a failureMy goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I’ll be successful and if I don’t reach my goal, I’ll still be successful.
