Girl: I fell in love with him at second sight. Friend: Never heard of love at second sight? Girl: At first sight, he was crossing the road and on the second sight, he got into his Audi!
Message by a confused alarm clock: Dear Humans, . . .. You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?
Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but because my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
