Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
The boss got out of a BMW 5 series and a junior employee remarked, Wow Boss, That’s Great! The boss said, If you also work hard, be punctual, put in more hours of work during the weekends and take fewer holidays, I’ll be able to buy an even better car next year!
Thief: Quick, the police are coming, jump out of the window. Accomplice: Bt we are on the 13th floor. Thief: You idiot, this is no time to be superstitious
I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.
God created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…
A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid? You mean aspirin? asked the pharmacist. That’s it. I can never remember that word.