Important Dieting tip

Man: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?

At a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’

Ladies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.

Just close your eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… Open your eyes ! Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

A management student hugged a girl. The surprised girl, What was that? The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing. The girl slapped the boy. Boy: What’s this? Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.

An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!