An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Dear WhiskyDear Whisky, Before I started drinking, I was made to believe that you make a person funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. I was looking stupid. We need to talk!
Funny Prince charming will comeSomeday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Funny If a devil catches your wifeQ: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Funny A pregnant lady went to an astrologerA pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Funny Got a whole Channel onThis is not fair! How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!
Funny I will be older therefore wiserProcrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.