An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Dear Optimist, Pessimist andDear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist
Funny Why women love to send SMSDo you know why women love to send SMS? Because it forces men to read stuff they would never listen to in person!
Funny A man was granted 2 wishes by GodA man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
Funny You love someoneYou love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
Funny A foolish man tells a woman toA foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
Funny What’s the different betweenQ: What’s the different between mother and wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.