A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions).
Dr: What’s your problem?
Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!
If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.
