A telecom operator went to a doctor

I said to a fat girl today, You are a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don’t know. I said, Salad tastes good.

Every year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, you must finish it. Drink Responsibly!

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!

The boss went up to the bartender and asked, Have you been fooling around with the waitress? Oh no, sir, I sure haven’t, replied the bartender. The boss replied, Good, then you fire her!

How do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

You know what College means? C: Come O: On L: Let’s L: Love E: Each G: Girl E: Equally So every boy goes to College.