I am on a light diet

Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water. Mom: You come and drink it yourself. Boy: Please Mom… Mom: If you repeat, I’ll slap you. Boy: When you come to slap me, bring water for me!

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!

Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!

I would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you

A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? The Student replies: Father-in-Law

Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, you put your face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’