I am on a light diet

Ladies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.

A solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!

2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.

Ladies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.

A solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!