A motorist was helping his extremely fat victim to rise. Couldn’t you have gone around me? growled the victim. Sorry, said the motorist, sadly. I wasn’t sure whether I had enough gasoline!
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
If I was a painter, you would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.
Why is there an ‘Eject’ button on the DVD remote? In any case, one still has to get up and take the disc out. It’s like having a remote to open the fridge!
