An old to Doctor: Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doctor: That’s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
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I want to share everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS, every single second of day. Let us start with your ATM Password first.
Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
Good News! Please forward this to maximum number of people you know, may be it proves useful to someone in your contact. Whosoever wants Petrol @ Rs 6 a liter can go to the following place: National Iran Gas Company: Markezi, Iran
I want to share everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS, every single second of day. Let us start with your ATM Password first.
Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
