If you want to remove wrinkles

Height of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?

Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like you?… Impossible Because God can’t make the same Mistake twice.

Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st.

Finally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!