If you want to remove wrinkles

I saw you on road today. you were looking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let The dog out!

Doctor: You are in good health. You’ll live to be 80. Patient: But doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

Q: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working. Then I learnt that my neighbors haven’t paid the bill. . .. … How irresponsible they are!