Why is your nose red

Break-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!

Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Contemporary Best friend: When 1 farts, the other says, ‘Dude this is not fair, you had a momo and you didn’t tell me!

Wife at the dinner table, Please toast some bread for me. The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, To bread!

Thief: Quick, the police are coming, jump out of the window. Accomplice: Bt we are on the 13th floor. Thief: You idiot, this is no time to be superstitious

People who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes, People who do less work..make less mistakes, People who do no work..make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes..get promoted.