Teacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Try going out naked tomorrowBeauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
Funny Trust is the most important partTrust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won’t tell your wife
Funny Don’t marry and make a womanThought for the future generation: Don’t marry and make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor and make several women happy.
Funny Gods in ITGods in IT: Brahma: System Installer, Vishnu: System Supporter, Shiva: System Programmer, Narad: Data Transferer, Yamraj: Deleter, Apsara: Virus.
Funny What happens to a lawyerQ: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
Funny Why in a couple’s photo man isCommerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
