Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
At a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
Every tear is a sign of cutting onions, Every silence is a sign of zero balance, Every smile is a sign of daily brushing! Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
Statistics show that 25% of women in the world are on medication for mental illness… That’s bloody scary, it means 75% are moving around with no medication at all!
