God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you… well everybody makes mistakes.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny But i really love YouBoy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.
Funny Statistics show that 25% of womenStatistics show that 25% of women in the world are on medication for mental illness… That’s bloody scary, it means 75% are moving around with no medication at all!
Funny Scientists all over the worldScientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…
Funny A firefighter addressing theA firefighter addressing the High School students. Firefighter: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Students: No. Firefighter: Good!
Funny To the only boy I ever lovedGirl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of them
Funny How do you know when kidsHow do you know when kids start to grow up? Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!