Extremely Important News!!! :
Dear friends,
Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates,
and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products…
…
WITHOUT ME.
Look at the ocean and see God’s abundance! Look at the sky and see God’s glory! Look at the moon and see God’s wonder! Look at the mirror and see God’s Blunder!
A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!
No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell you… it’s none of your business.