Extremely Important News!!! :
Dear friends,
Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates,
and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products…
…
WITHOUT ME.
Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.
At a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
