Extremely Important News!!! :
Dear friends,
Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates,
and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products…
…
WITHOUT ME.
Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.
Guddi: I am in love with the neighbor so I am running away with him. Santa: Thanks, you have saved my money and time. Guddi: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom!
People who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes, People who do less work..make less mistakes, People who do no work..make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes..get promoted.