Funny - Page 1 - SMS Quotes Image https://smsquotesimage.com/funny Friendship, Funny, Good Morning, Good Night, Life, Love, Motivational Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:27:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.9 At 18 a lady is like a football https://smsquotesimage.com/funny/at-18-a-lady-is-like-a-football.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:27:12 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/funny/at-18-a-lady-is-like-a-football.html At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

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]]> At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

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]]> It is easier to harass rich women https://smsquotesimage.com/funny/it-is-easier-to-harass-rich-women.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:27:12 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/funny/it-is-easier-to-harass-rich-women.html Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!

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]]> Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing?
Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!

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]]> You love someone https://smsquotesimage.com/funny/you-love-someone.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:09 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/funny/you-love-someone.html You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!

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]]> You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!

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]]> I am an ‘Alcoholic’ https://smsquotesimage.com/funny/i-am-an-alcoholic.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:09 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/funny/i-am-an-alcoholic.html What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!

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]]> What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!

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]]> Only once in your life https://smsquotesimage.com/funny/only-once-in-your-life.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:09 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/funny/only-once-in-your-life.html Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!

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]]> Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!

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]]> I used to drive a funeral van https://smsquotesimage.com/funny/i-used-to-drive-a-funeral-van.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:09 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/funny/i-used-to-drive-a-funeral-van.html How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.

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]]> How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily.
I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.

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]]> Terms and Conditions https://smsquotesimage.com/funny/terms-and-conditions.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:09 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/funny/terms-and-conditions.html Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions.

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]]> Dear Internet Users,
One day you will really regret not reading me.
Sincerely,
Terms and Conditions.

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]]> The Chinese obsession for making https://smsquotesimage.com/funny/the-chinese-obsession-for-making.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:08 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/funny/the-chinese-obsession-for-making.html The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

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]]> The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

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]]> No man can ever be satisfied with https://smsquotesimage.com/funny/no-man-can-ever-be-satisfied-with.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:08 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/funny/no-man-can-ever-be-satisfied-with.html No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around.

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]]> No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life.
1. Mobile
2. Vehicle
3. TV
4. Wife
because there is always a better model lurking around.

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]]> Your smile can be compared https://smsquotesimage.com/funny/your-smile-can-be-compared.html Fri, 01 Aug 2014 18:25:08 +0000 http://smsquotesimage.com/funny/your-smile-can-be-compared.html Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.

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]]> Your smile can be compared to a flower,
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo,
Your innocence to a child,
But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.

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