Running away from any problem

What’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.

How to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!

Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!

Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!