Running away from any problem

Wife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!

Wife to husband: You don’t love me at all. Husband points towards their five children and says, ‘Do you think I have downloaded them from Google’?

A successful marriage is based on give and take: Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it, And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions and husband takes it!

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.