Whenever you have a problem

When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge. The traffic cop came up. What’s the matter, miss? he inquired. Aren’t we got colors you like?

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study!

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck!