Whenever you have a problem, just start singing your favourite song. You will realize that the problem is better than your voice.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
Funny I get so nervous and frightenedLiz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!
Funny Prince charming will comeSomeday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Funny Who is more satisfiedWho is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more
Funny Practice makes man perfectGreat Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!
Funny I prefer not to thinkI prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
