Whenever you have a problem

Who is a Psychiatrist? A qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, which your spouse gives you for free, daily.

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’

A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!

Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time. Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?

Good Morning… Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking your blood. Thanks

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, You have always been a headache!