A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age. The kid said to the granny, Don’t stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Everybody talks about findingEverybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.
Funny Difference between Truth and LieDifference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.
Funny Dear Optimist, Pessimist andDear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist
Funny Don’t waste time thinkingDon’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!
Funny The difference between a pigeonThe difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
Funny Silly horror movie dialogueSilly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?