A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age.
The kid said to the granny, Don’t stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!
A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary you Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
