A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age.
The kid said to the granny, Don’t stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!
A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age.
The kid said to the granny, Don’t stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!
Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!
Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your ‘X’. Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, Dude!
Why is there an ‘Eject’ button on the DVD remote? In any case, one still has to get up and take the disc out. It’s like having a remote to open the fridge!
What is the new definition of LIQUIDITY in many countries today? When you look at your investments and wet your pants.
Gods in IT: Brahma: System Installer, Vishnu: System Supporter, Shiva: System Programmer, Narad: Data Transferer, Yamraj: Deleter, Apsara: Virus.