Strange Life:
A Cockroach is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!
Fantastic message by a son-in-law: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I m living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement
Misery of a teacher: I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.
When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flow in your eyes, always remember three things: I’m with you, you have money and Bar is open