Woman is afraid of Cockroach

An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!

I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat and Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

Look at the ocean and see God’s abundance! Look at the sky and see God’s glory! Look at the moon and see God’s wonder! Look at the mirror and see God’s Blunder!

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!

It takes patience to keep a nagging wife, fortune to keep an ambitious wife, four eyes to keep a pretty wife.