Woman is afraid of Cockroach

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. How many times did he kiss you? asked her mother. Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Man meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. How many times did he kiss you? asked her mother. Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.