Woman is afraid of Cockroach

The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.

The way petrol prices are increasing , it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.

If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.

Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?