I said to a fat girl today

Q: What’s the difference between good and bad girls? A: Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

They say so many people die because of alcohol.. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!

Written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’

A hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!

A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.