I said to a fat girl today

When a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.

I heard that good looks can kill. So, please don’t look at me. . .. … I don’t wanna see you die!

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?

When a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.