I said to a fat girl today

I heard that good looks can kill. So, please don’t look at me. . .. … I don’t wanna see you die!

When you are down and no one is there, don’t think of me. When you are crying and no one is there then too don’t just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

When I send SMS to you, it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques are also accepted.

God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you… well everybody makes mistakes.

How do you tickle a rich girl? Gucci Gucci Gucci… And how does a rich girl sneeze? Jimmy Choo…

What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.