I said to a fat girl today

A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.

There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

This is not fair! How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Father to Son: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Son: No Dad, Success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal.

Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!