A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
Everyday same wishes! Are you bored of it? Let it be different this time: Let the devils sing around you, Mummies dance around you, Vampires sit beside you. Have a horrible day!
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Father: Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad. Son: Dad, I’m serious. Father: I thought you were Hungry? Son: Are you kidding me? Father: Nope, I’m Dad.