I said to a fat girl today

Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat and Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Biscuit maker’s love letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Love is 50-50 because your dad is a Tiger. Will you give your Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I’ll become a Krack-Jack

I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.