I get so nervous and frightened

3 reasons why I’m single: 1. I can’t date food 2. I can’t date myself 3. I can’t date the internet

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on you?

Girls Psychology – Fraud with Innocent Boys, Fun with Handsome Boys, Friendship with Charming Boys, Contacts with Intelligent Boys, Flirt with Freaky Boys, Love with Faithful Boys and in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

A little boy opens the door and looks at his sister’s boy friend and asks innocently, Every day you come to meet my sister, don’t you have your own sister?

If Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs what does Pepsodent Sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings!