Most of my friends are normal

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.

I and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.

I and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!