Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well-behaved persons… Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!
Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart, WRONG Password! You have touched my feet. Anyway, God Bless You!
If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the seven signs of skin-aging, try ‘Adobe Photoshop’!
The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
Q: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck!
American Lifestyle: Daughter: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. Dad: You naughty girl! It’s OK but don’t forget me next time!