Funny

When a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

An idea can change your life but a woman can change your idea. So, always change women to change ideas. What an Idea!

Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world . .. … From email to email, And female to female.

1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for health. Need I say more!

2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!