Steve Jobs’ last words

When you miss somebody, When nobody disturbs you, When nobody is near you, And when You are in control, It surely means that You are in the TOILET!

Biscuit maker’s love letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Love is 50-50 because your dad is a Tiger. Will you give your Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I’ll become a Krack-Jack

I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.

Extremely Important News!!! : Dear friends, Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates, and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products… … WITHOUT ME.

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?

Behind every successful man there is a woman! So if you aspire to be more successful, increase the number of women behind you proportionately. Look, it’s so simple!