Life is the way how one looks at it. When it comes to ‘livetogether’ – Couples read it as Live together, Some take it as Live to gather, And Boys conider it as Live to get her!
The world’s ending and we still don’t know as to who let the dogs out, what is love and who the fuck is Alice? And the guys don’t even know about Victoria’s Secret Damn it!
When asked if he was prepared to support a family, the new son-in-law answered, ‘I’m sorry, I was only planning on providing for your daughter. The rest of you will have to support yourselves.’
Thief: Quick, the police are coming, jump out of the window. Accomplice: Bt we are on the 13th floor. Thief: You idiot, this is no time to be superstitious
Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!