The difference between a pigeon

What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.

Sign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.

A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid? You mean aspirin? asked the pharmacist. That’s it. I can never remember that word.

Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.

Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!