The difference between a pigeon

Some time, I have to ‘Like’ and ‘Laugh’ on 40 years old jokes… simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain Men don’t have feelings!

Little birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for health. Need I say more!

It’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!

Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…