The difference between a pigeon

I and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!

Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.

I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.

If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!