Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time. Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?
Only three living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears 2. Penguins 3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.