The man You have just treated

When you are down and no one is there, don’t think of me. When you are crying and no one is there then too don’t just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You are lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

Man meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.

Sign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

I saw you on road today. you were looking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let The dog out!

If you love something set it free. If it doesn’t come back, . .. … …. hunt it down, hit it with a stone and drag it back home!