The man You have just treated

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

A girl fell in love with a boy at 2nd sight, because at 1st sight, she did’nt know that . . .. he has Audi Q7!

A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

Boy: Are You Single? Girl: No, I’m Plural. Boy: No, I mean, are you free this Friday? Girl: No, I’m expensive!

I would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you

When you miss somebody, When nobody disturbs you, When nobody is near you, And when You are in control, It surely means that You are in the TOILET!