The man You have just treated

Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!

Sign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.

I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.

There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.