The man You have just treated

How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by two minutes, a beer shortens your life by four minutes, a working day shortens your life by eight hours!

Today, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.

A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge. The traffic cop came up. What’s the matter, miss? he inquired. Aren’t we got colors you like?

Do you know why women love to send SMS? Because it forces men to read stuff they would never listen to in person!

Preeto: Oh, wow! You have a new car, a new mansion, new clothes and new jewellery! Your husband has changed jobs? Jeeto: No, I changed husband!