The way petrol prices are increasing , it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.
Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by two minutes, a beer shortens your life by four minutes, a working day shortens your life by eight hours!
Problem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth
A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves service!
Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.