The way petrol prices are increasing , it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny For every idiotSuperb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
Funny Beggar meets another beggarAt a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’
Funny Instead you could have posted itPostman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Funny How do you identify a true musicHow do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
Funny Why women love to send SMSDo you know why women love to send SMS? Because it forces men to read stuff they would never listen to in person!
Funny May our friendship turn into silverMay our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
