A man’s silence can break a woman’s

Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!

The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.

True friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want a proof? Check out your marriage album. you will find that all your friends standing behind you

I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.