A man’s silence can break a woman’s

Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said I cant take this shit!

A wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered. As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death! He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?

Wives are never wrong… It’s just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they’re wrong !

A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!

After 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight, his doctor advised him, . .. … …. to end the celebrations immediately!

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.