A man’s silence can break a woman’s

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!

Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!

I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!

Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!

Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!