God thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Whenever I dreamWife to her hubby, Whenever I dream, I see your face. Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!
Marriage A husband said to his wifeAfter a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
Marriage There is only one perfect childThere is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
Marriage There’s plenty of fish in the seaMy friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!
Marriage Shall I put the kettle onIrritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!
Marriage Married life is so easyMarried life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!