God thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Women’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.
Wife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!
Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !
What most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!
True friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want a proof? Check out your marriage album. you will find that all your friends standing behind you