God thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.
You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.
The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.
Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!
The secrets of a happy marriage: Open Tools, Go to Internet Options, Clear History, Delete Files, Delete Cookies.
A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.