Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.
Son-in-law to his father-in-law: Dear Dad, I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry, please take your daughter or the car back. Can’t afford both! Regards
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.
Son-in-law to his father-in-law: Dear Dad, I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry, please take your daughter or the car back. Can’t afford both! Regards
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
