God thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Every wife is likeEvery wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.
Marriage Marriage is like a casinoMarriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!
Marriage Is there any way for long lifeMan: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!
Marriage She’s probably slightly upsetYou can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.
Marriage Some women are so concernedSome women are so concerned about their husband’s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!
Marriage Women’s DictionaryWomen’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.
