Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Every unmarried girl looks for Mr. Charming. And after a few years of married life, she becomes unsecured and doesn’t want him to look charming. It’s damn weird!
The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!
The person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.
