My hubby bought me a Mood ring

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

Husband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!

Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!