Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
God thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.
You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
How to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage
What’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!