Angry wife from any direction

Husband: Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today? Wife: No. Husband surprised! Wife: Actually, I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it!

The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

Two men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!

Never Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.