Wisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage There’s a strain of virus deadlierThere’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).
Marriage Marriage is like a public toiletMarriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
Marriage Women are like phonesWomen are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.
Marriage How to take major decisionsHow to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!
Marriage Conversation between 2 MenConversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!
Marriage Married life is so easyMarried life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!
