Wife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!
A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.
Regardless of what you may say or hear, there are still many women these days who are excellent ‘housekeepers’. They keep the house every time they get a divorce.
