Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Don’t marry the person you wantDon’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!
Marriage I haven’t said anything yetWife: I think… Husband: Exactly! Wife: But I haven’t said anything yet! Husband: Doesn’t matter… You are right!
Marriage A man before and after marrigeBefore marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.
Marriage God thought thatGod thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.
Marriage Shall I put the kettle onIrritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!
Marriage The neighbour’s wifeQ: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.
