Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage The person who invented marriageThe person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.
Marriage Today is our anniversaryWife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Marriage How to create the biggest doubtHow to create the biggest doubt in your wife’s mind for you? Send her an SMS out of the blue saying, Honey, I love you, too! GAME OVER!
Marriage Different Phases of a manDifferent Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
Marriage How to take major decisionsHow to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!
Marriage To keep your marriage brimmingTo keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!