My Marriage is made of

Holiday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!

How to create the biggest doubt in your wife’s mind for you? Send her an SMS out of the blue saying, Honey, I love you, too! GAME OVER!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.