My Marriage is made of

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

In many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!

Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!