A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBANDMarriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Running away from any problemRunning away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!
Marriage Two theories to argue with wifeTwo theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her and keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself and keep quiet!
Marriage What most women wantWhat most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!
Marriage Alcohol is the worst thing in theAlcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage Man, The Master of WomenProspective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.