I should have married a devil

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.

A successful marriage is based on give and take: Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it, And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions and husband takes it!

Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!

Women’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!

What’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.

3 men are arguing about When life begins? 1st: At the time of conception 2nd: At the time of birth 3rd: When wife and children go for a vacation!