I should have married a devil

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!

The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.

Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting and cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it