The person who invented marriage

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

Husband: Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today? Wife: No. Husband surprised! Wife: Actually, I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it!

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.

Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.