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Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’

Married men are no more interested in Mid-Day meal (tiffins) sent by their wives. Now they prefer junk food!

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

Dear Ladies, If your man says he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!

3 men are arguing about When life begins? 1st: At the time of conception 2nd: At the time of birth 3rd: When wife and children go for a vacation!