I’ve found a man just like father

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

Wife: I think… Husband: Exactly! Wife: But I haven’t said anything yet! Husband: Doesn’t matter… You are right!

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.

Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.