I’ve found a man just like father

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

I tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!

Wife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!

My Marriage is made of Trust and Understanding. . .. … She doesn’t Trust me and I don’t Understand her!

Women’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.

Two men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!