I’ve found a man just like father

Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’

True friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want a proof? Check out your marriage album. you will find that all your friends standing behind you

Some people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.

While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife’s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS….

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.