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Marriage Marriage is like a casinoMarriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!
Marriage Listening to your WAGs is likeListening to your WAGs is like reading the Terms and Conditions of a website. You don’t understand anything, still you confirm . .. … I Agree!
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage I wasn’t scared of anything untillI used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
Marriage How to take major decisionsHow to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!
Marriage If you keep losing your hairWife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!
