Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting and cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
Marriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!
Listening to your WAGs is like reading the Terms and Conditions of a website. You don’t understand anything, still you confirm . .. … I Agree!
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
How to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!
Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!