If your man says he’ll fix

Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!

What is the similarity between Media and Wife? Till they don’t share the same news at least 100 times, they really don’t sit quietly!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.