If your man says he’ll fix

Wife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!

A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!

Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.

Wives are like electricity, If handled with care they will light up your life, but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life!