One day God erased a husband’s memory and asked, Do you remember anyone now? The husband told his wife’s name. God smiled and said, the virus has not gone even after formatting.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage My Marriage is made ofMy Marriage is made of Trust and Understanding. . .. … She doesn’t Trust me and I don’t Understand her!
Marriage Marriage is like a public toiletMarriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
Marriage A lot of men and women wouldA lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
Marriage I’ve found a man just like fatherThe bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?
Marriage You cheat God thousands of timesYou cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
