One day God erased a husband’s memory and asked, Do you remember anyone now?
The husband told his wife’s name.
God smiled and said, the virus has not gone even after formatting.
Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!
The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!
