It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Why are wives more dangerousWhy are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Marriage If you are singleIf you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.
Marriage Never Argue with your wifeNever Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.
Marriage Your wallet was getting fatDear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife
Marriage A man’s dreamA man’s dream: 7 Digit bank balance 6 Digit salary 5 Room house 4 Wheel vehicle 3 Week’s holiday 2 Lovely girlfriends and 1 ‘Silent’ wife.
Marriage Every wife is likeEvery wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.
