I tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!
People say marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavour and taste to life. Personally, I believe Paani Puri does a better job.
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!
The secrets of a happy marriage: Open Tools, Go to Internet Options, Clear History, Delete Files, Delete Cookies.
Running away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!
There are many brave people, who always want to fight and be adventurous. Some choose army and retire soon, And others get married and fight till death. Salute them!
Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!