I tried Internet dating

Regardless of what you may say or hear, there are still many women these days who are excellent ‘housekeepers’. They keep the house every time they get a divorce.

What’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.

Son-in-law to his father-in-law: Dear Dad, I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry, please take your daughter or the car back. Can’t afford both! Regards

Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage

After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!

Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!