I love you

One day God erased a husband’s memory and asked, Do you remember anyone now? The husband told his wife’s name. God smiled and said, the virus has not gone even after formatting.

Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Never Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife’s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS….

It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.