I love you

Every unmarried girl looks for Mr. Charming. And after a few years of married life, she becomes unsecured and doesn’t want him to look charming. It’s damn weird!

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

Women’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won’t take place. On the other hand, if women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won’t take place!