I love you

Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife

All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife

All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.