Wife: You had lunch?
Husband: You had lunch?
Wife: I’m asking you.
Husband: I’m asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: I love you.
Husband: I had lunch!
Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !
Wife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!
A wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered. As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death! He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?
