Wife: You had lunch?
Husband: You had lunch?
Wife: I’m asking you.
Husband: I’m asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: I love you.
Husband: I had lunch!
Wife: Honey, before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry. Husband: Yes… so? Wife: How come you don’t do it anymore? Husband: Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it!
Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.