Wife: You had lunch?
Husband: You had lunch?
Wife: I’m asking you.
Husband: I’m asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: I love you.
Husband: I had lunch!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.