Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage If you keep losing your hairWife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!
Marriage I wasn’t scared of anything untillI used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
Marriage The difference between a husbandThe difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!
Marriage Divorce and legal separationWhat’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!
Marriage I am not talking to youWife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!
Marriage I tried Internet datingI tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!
