Never criticize your husband’s

Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.

Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.

The secrets of a happy marriage: Open Tools, Go to Internet Options, Clear History, Delete Files, Delete Cookies.

What most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!