Never criticize your husband’s

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!

Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!