Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession.
Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!
All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.
Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice
Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.
