Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Marriage Age 18Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?
Marriage She’s probably slightly upsetYou can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.
Marriage Some people can’t decideSome people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.
Marriage The world’s thinnest bookThe world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!
Marriage I haven’t said anything yetWife: I think… Husband: Exactly! Wife: But I haven’t said anything yet! Husband: Doesn’t matter… You are right!
Marriage Why doesn’t law permit a manQ: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
