If you keep losing your hair

If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.

What’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.

How to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!

A Happiest man is one, Whose daughter is on Femina’s cover, Son on India Today, Girlfriend on Playboy, And, Wife in the missing column of a newspaper

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!