Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Shall I put the kettle onIrritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!
Marriage What most women wantWhat most women want is just YOU, after you have taken her to the Jeweller’s and an overseas holiday!
Marriage If you’d stayed singleSpouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!
Marriage I tried Internet datingI tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!
Marriage Different Phases of a manDifferent Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
Marriage After marriage, men listen toBefore marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!
