Only a divorce teaches us that

Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!

Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!

How to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!

A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !