Only a divorce teaches us that

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!

Thinking on toes: When mom asks, Whom do you love more, me or your wife. Smart answer: I don’t know Mom, but your love makes me forget my Wife, and her love and care reminds me of you.

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.