Only a divorce teaches us that

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!

Wisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!

In most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!

Every unmarried girl looks for Mr. Charming. And after a few years of married life, she becomes unsecured and doesn’t want him to look charming. It’s damn weird!

The four dangerous weapons in the world: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tears 3. Wife’s Looks And the forth most dangerous is Wife’s Missed Call!