Love with your own wife

Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

Women’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!

Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

Thinking on toes: When mom asks, Whom do you love more, me or your wife. Smart answer: I don’t know Mom, but your love makes me forget my Wife, and her love and care reminds me of you.

There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).