Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage If you never want to see a man againIf you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.
Marriage A man likes his wife to beA man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
Marriage Don’t marry the person you wantDon’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Marriage Two theories to argue with wifeTwo theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her and keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself and keep quiet!
Marriage Women’s DictionaryWomen’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.
