Love with your own wife

What’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!

What a contradiction? If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable, But if husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!

Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

In many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!